what does this site
actually do?
You land on a startup's homepage. It promises an AI-powered platform that empowers teams to unlock next-generation synergy at scale. Five paragraphs in, you still have no idea what they sell.
buzzoff.wtf scrapes the site, throws away the buzzwords, and gives you a plain-English summary: what it is, who it's for, what problem it solves, what it costs, who it competes with.
How to use it
Stick buzzoff.wtf/ in front of any URL.
Or paste it here:
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FAQ
Is this real or AI-generated?
The descriptions are generated by an LLM (Gemini) from the actual scraped landing page. Cached forever after first generation, so visits are free. We can't promise zero hallucination — but the model is told to summarise, not invent. If pricing isn't on the page, it'll say so rather than guess.
Why does it exist?
Landing pages have a job — sell to existing buyers in the category. They're terrible at explaining the product to anyone outside it. That's a real cost: time wasted clicking around, false-positive demos, products you'd have bought but bounced from. This site is the translator.
Can I get one removed / corrected?
Yeah — email gareth@ritza.co. The cache is a single SQLite file; deletions are one query.